Shake it, shake, shake it
like a Polaroid picture
that you got from Urban Outfitters.
You’re so damn hip, like the eighties called.
Looks like a thrift shop
but a step beyond.
wait till the price drops
or moolah’s null.
Mulan made men out of semi-queer femboys.
Turn dead silence into undead noise.
Three wise men out of three McElroy
brothers.

Get some flannels, folks.
It’s an autumn look.
It’ll make ya’ broke.
Y’all look so shook,
can’t take a joke.
I’m in overalls and a sherpa coat.
No rappers these days even care about notes.
Auto-tune still coats their throats.
Like robots, deez nuts and bolts.
I’ll never grow up.
You’ll groan,
“That’s gross.”

ooh!
Can i just break it on down like
ooh!
Gonna have a night on the town like
ooh!
Goin’ to the mall, hey y’all gonna get mauled, gonna have a ball but we all like,
ooh!
“Can i get a tall iced latte?” Aw hey dude lemme break it on down like
ooh!
Gonna have a night on the town like
ooh!
Can i just break it on down like

This song is for all the Christians in the Hot Topic.
going shopping.
pentagrams scrawled
on every object that doesn’t have a gay flag on it, got voodoo dolls,
Got Rick and Morty SnapBacks on some skulls, and weeaboo shit packed wall to wall.
Shirts from dragon ball?
Emo kids and alcohol?

Who wrote “redrum” in the bathroom?
Stalling his time till the crack rock kicks in
doors to the back room.
Kid got a stick and poke tattoo.
Abandoned class for the inkblot stab wound.
This is not a house on the prairie. House on the adderall. Maybe, barely.
Life is a battle. Frazzled rarely.
Just don’t care, but that’s what’s scary.

ooh!
Can i just break it on down like
ooh!
Gonna have a night on the town like
ooh!
Goin’ to the mall, hey y’all gonna get mauled, gonna have a ball but we all like,
ooh!
“Can i get a tall iced latte?” Aw hey dude lemme break it on down like
ooh!
Gonna have a night on the town like
ooh!
Can i just break it on down like

I’m an outcast.
I want to fit in
I wear outfits
extra on the cast list.

I’m a class clown.
I’m a freshman.
Looks like we’re sold out
on free expression.

That’s what they say-aa-aay
What do they know-oo-ooh
Do they know?
I don’t know.

*Madness ensues*

ooh!
Can i just break it on down like
ooh!
Gonna have a night on the town like
ooh!
Goin’ to the mall, hey y’all gonna get mauled, gonna have a ball but we all like,
ooh!
“Can i get a tall iced latte?” Aw hey dude lemme break it on down like
ooh!
Gonna have a night on the town like
ooh!
Can i just break it on down like
ooh!
Can i just break it on down like
ooh!
Gonna have a night on the town like
ooh!
Goin’ to the mall, hey y’all gonna get mauled, gonna have a ball but we all like,
ooh!
“Can i get a tall iced latte?” Aw hey dude lemme break it on down like
ooh!
Gonna have a night on the town like
ooh!
Can i just break it on down like